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Helping the Homless to Lie
Dec. 7, 2006

Helping the Homless to Lie

Dave shows off his new announcer Scott "Mr Podcheck" Fletcher. Check it out at http://voice.caraworks.com/ Dave gives his input on a homeless person he met in Cleveland. Its the same old scam he's heard time and time again. MUSICTold Me …

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OH MARY I'VE GOT A WOODY
Dec. 1, 2006

OH MARY I'VE GOT A WOODY

Sleep Deprivation Theater Returns! CHRISTMAS EXPOSED!Dave talks about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and It's a Wonderful life. Hermie the Elf Gay? How about Charlie in the box? Why did people want him to "Come out?" Is it true that George …

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Control Yourself
Nov. 10, 2006

Control Yourself

Dave talks about the theory of controlling yourself. You may think you can't (but you probably do it every day). Music (from the IODA Promonet) from "Cuntree" by Shat Buddyhead Records Buy at iTunes Music Store The Fire Apes - …

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Agreeing with Andy Rooney - Sign of the Apocalypse ?
Nov. 5, 2006

Agreeing with Andy Rooney - Sign of the Apocalypse ?

Dave talks about his child hood and some of the television he was forced to watch. He also unveils what might possibly be the world's worst Andy Rooney imitation. Music: "Clean" by Matthew Casteel (www.matthewcasteel.com ) Comments: 888-563-3228

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8 Return of the Nurse
Nov. 3, 2006

8 Return of the Nurse

Dave talks about a nurse who is a "keeper" and ponders the actions he is taking to "court" her and notices that many of the "nice things" he does now (at the beginning of a relationship) he failed to do …

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Facing Mistakes
Oct. 29, 2006

Facing Mistakes

Dave is having a bad day. Do you have anything in your life you KNOW is a mistake? I pondered not publishing this episode as its not my usual “Positive Upbeat” approach to life, but I thought I'd show I'm …

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Back Away From the Twinkie
Oct. 26, 2006

Back Away From the Twinkie

Dave talks about how he has lost 15 lbs. It's all about commitment. He explains what is working for him in terms of weight loss. It's all about making the right choices. Do you have the ability to commit? Music …

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Amish Porn
Oct. 23, 2006

Amish Porn

The first “Sleep Deprived” episode where Dave has a weird thought, and decides to share it with you. Today’s thought? Amish Porn. This brings back those moments where Dave’s Mom would hear how Dave needed a “Special test” at school....

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She said she'd wear a short skirt - and she DID
Oct. 21, 2006

She said she'd wear a short skirt - and she DID

Dave discusses further things about attraction, but more importantly the dilemma of "NO YUCK ROOM." She's not a psycho, she's not on meds, NOW WHAT? Music Don't You Know Batdorf & McLean ItsAboutMusic.com Buy at iTunes Music Store

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You're Wearing That? Fashionably Challenged
Oct. 18, 2006

You're Wearing That? Fashionably Challenged

Dave talks about a small discrepancy that he finds some women put upon men. No win questions such as "Does my butt look fat in these jeans?"

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