Episodes

238
June 4, 2020

Do Your Homework Watch the 13th

I am an ill-informed middle-aged white dude. A black man was lynched in 2020 in broad daylight as George Floyd was pinned to the ground by police and later would die.  I often hope someone will come along and teach me so I'm not so ill-informed...
May 19, 2020

Grumpy Turtle

I've never been able to get passed the "woo woo" part of Yoga. However, when I see fit people one of the words that comes up in regards to how they stay fit, it's Yoga. Lost In My Yoga Class Any time I tried yoga the instructor would go through...
236
May 17, 2020

Shades of Gray

I watched a movie called , and one part really caught my attention and that is how many things on the news are based on fear.  Killer bees Swine Flu Bird Flu and many other things. Everything seems fear-based.  BLACK OR WHITE There is a song...
May 14, 2020

Hey, Let's Try That...

I just have a really weird thought today. I don't know why this popped into my brain. I'm making my breakfast. And this thought pops into my brain and that was: How did Adam and Eve figure out how to have sex that first time? Did Eve look down...
234
April 30, 2020

Kicked in the Taint

April is the month that all my relatives died in. Mom, Dad, Aunts, it just seems like every day my phone reminds me how many years ago somebody died.  Throw on top of it being locked in due to a pandemic it makes from some interesting dreams. I...
229
March 17, 2020

Shout it Out

I had something happen yesterday, and you just kind of think, well, that was weird. And that was a, I think I told you about my neighbor next door who had a really old mom who eventually died. And for some reason, he had a fruit basket, and he gave it...
228
Jan. 26, 2020

Another Bikini Story

Why are people in their 50's wearing bikini's news like they've found a long lost animal species? HERE IS ANOTHER ONE! see   REAL HEADLINES Elizabeth Hurley Skips the Gym to Relax In Revealing Dress Elizabeth Hurley Gets Cozy In Sexy LBD...
227
Jan. 18, 2020

What's a Mall Uncle Dave?

A mall that was a part of my childhood is on life support and in April the last store (JC Penny). I'm not sure why this is making me so sad. Sure it's part of my childhood, but I guess in a way the Mall is a mirror of me. It was so big and so strong,...
226
Jan. 15, 2020

It's Not Fair

My Dad would always let me know that life is not fair.  I have found that weight loss is a lot like walking the wrong way on one of those moving sidewalks at the airport. If you're walking the wrong way you would need to really walk fast and then...
225
Dec. 29, 2019

Merry Wednesday

While I plan for it, and know its coming, and still make the day special, not celebrating Christmas on December 25th is still a little weird.  Today I talk about how it appears people have given up on going to Christmas on Christmas Eve. I miss...
224
Dec. 22, 2019

I'm Happy You're Happy

This weekend I attended the wedding of my ex-wife. Awkward? Maybe a little, but not really. I am getting more comfortable in my role as a "family friend."  I got to bust out my prayer licks and freestyle a prayer. I got to meet what would've been...
223
Dec. 15, 2019

Everything Old is New Again

My brother leaves for Floriday and my family celebrates Christmas before he leaves (in this case almost two weeks early). It was a great time with family, food, and loud squeals of delight over one gift. The gift is highly confusing for me. It's a...
222
Dec. 4, 2019

If the birth of the messiah happened today

I was singing some Christmas songs in the kitchen when a very strange question popped in my head. What if the birth of Jesus happened today?
221
Nov. 30, 2019

Quick Reviews To Chew On

. It's like fuller house without the boobs. - Great cast. Three and a half hours. Surprise (spoiler) a bunch of mom guys whack people. Shocking. - So far this is great. I love all the behind the scenes info.  - It's easy to see why these...
220
Nov. 29, 2019

Homework For Life

WOW 2019 is almost over. Matthew Dicks has an exercise he swears will slow things down. You write a sentence or two about your day. So many people think they don't have stories. They do, but they don't remember them. I'm trying to do this and it's...
219
Nov. 29, 2019

Turkey, Football, and Butterman

Sports are kind of weird as we: Watch millionaires comment on Athletic millionaires In front of people who can't afford the tickets Who can't afford the parking or the $7 hot dog Their comments have zero outcome on the game, but it gets us wound up....
218
Nov. 28, 2019

Its Been a Long Time Since I Pooped My Pants

Today I talk about some steps I took to make riding my new exercise bike a little easier. It brought back some memories.  I also apologize to anyone I may have offended by saying this podcast was not great.  Set a goal you have to grow into....
217
Nov. 27, 2019

Dolly Parton's Wholesome Cleavage

Dolly Parton Confuses me. She comes across as family-friendly. We all know she has giant boobs, and somewhat defies gravity when she stands up.  I thought it was inappropriate when she openly flirts with Jimmy Fallon and seems to be She talked...
216
Nov. 26, 2019

My Reminiscenses

A four-page typed up a letter from what I believe is my Great-great-grandfather as he talks about the days Oklahoma becomes a state. This makes me believe I was born to be a podcaster.  I was also glad to hear nobody got molested.
215
Nov. 25, 2019

I want to Ride My Bicycle

Today I share some thoughts about a new large purchase for the , and how I made some changes to be able to afford it. I'm also using the , which has some pretty cool stuff (think weight watchers accountability in an app).
214
Nov. 24, 2019

The Spirit of Settling

I can tolerate a sappy romantic Christmas movie, but this one takes the cake. I will give them the credit they through in a ghost story (so kudos for creativity) but the message of this movie was hideous.  I love that the ghost is not freaked out...
213
Nov. 23, 2019

Don't Forget Plan C

I decided to put up my Christmas Tree, and at times when I do this solo, it makes me a little melancholy. So when I did it tonight, I didn't do as good a job of "spinning it" in my head.  But I'm not dating anyone. So I guess that means I do it...
212
Nov. 22, 2019

Why You Do What You Do?

I was interviewed for a show about not being able to have kids. That's not a door I open often.  I was just interviewed to talk about #metoo and how guys can understand how to talk to women without being creepy. I'm not creepy, but I'm worried I...
211
Nov. 20, 2019

The Chicken Shack?

have you ever been so mad you can't fall asleep? I can't believe they are replacing another Akron Ohio landmark Stricklands Ice Cream with the chicken shack. This is insane...