Episodes

Oct. 6, 2019

A Very Good Week

It's weird how we remember things that hurt us in living color. These vivid memories never seem to fade away like old polaroid pictures. I've shared some stories in the past that sound like pity parties, but today (realizing this) …

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Aug. 25, 2019

I Got No Problem With Jesus

Christians are known for being: Judgemental Disliking Homosexuality Asking for Money So when I see a church that pushes the stereotype it drives me nuts as none of the above is biblical. Sure homosexuality is mentioned seven times in the …

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May 1, 2019

Moments of Awkwardness

So my ex-wife calls me and wants me to be an escort to a meetup party at a normally off-limits room at the House of Blues in Cleveland. This is one of those parties like "40 and Fabulous" or for …

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March 21, 2019

One Day at JFK

Does by butt look fat in this picture?

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March 11, 2019

Night at the Bondage Barn

So my friend Master Kuldryn invited me to go to a Dungeon in Orlando Florida. While I didn't originally want to go, a few of my friends decided it would be a hoot, and as an investigative reporter, I decided …

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Feb. 18, 2019

Treading Water

I was in a meeting with some people preparing for a podcast roast. Last year they were roasting me, this year we're roasting John Lee Dumas. This made me reflect on where I was last year, and where I am …

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Dec. 23, 2018

We’ve Always Done It This Way

Today at my church they are having a children's program. There is only one problem. We only have one child, and “Child's Program” doesn't roll off the tongue. Why would you have a children's program when you only have one? …

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Dec. 3, 2018

What I Did on My Summer Vacation

I had a great time in Australia. I really miss those people I was asked to speak in Australia. This is one event that I had to pick up the ticket, and it was worth every penny. I had to …

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Nov. 26, 2018

Bohemian Rhapsody For the Win

My first time I ran into someone speaking in Tounges I was working as a Janitor for the church I was attending. It freaked me out. I thought the guy was having a seizure. I started attending a different church, …

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Nov. 24, 2018

Rejecting the Hoarding Gene

The 1.3 Megapixel Digital Camera Which phone the one with the answering machine or the cordless? The 14" Computer monitor The drawer full of dark socks Finishing the job or eating cereal How I feel when the office is clean …

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Sept. 15, 2018

The Rock Bottom Pillow

People are paying $80/hr to cuddle. What? You heard me. I did a google search and there are multiple companies. So I thought, "Well is that what the kids are calling sex today?" One person on the "How to Cuddle" …

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Aug. 4, 2018

Huckster?

Today I talk about an interaction with Frederick Michael Plant which goes from zero fo FU in a very quick time Marriage at First Sight - Horrible television that I could not stop watching This one woman feels the word …

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June 8, 2018

Hall of Fame Podcaster?

Today it's 5 AM again, and I can't sleep. I'm slowly starting to work on my speech as on July 24th, 2018 I am being inducted into the Academy of Podcasters Hall of Fame. It's really an honor and its …

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March 10, 2018

Damsel in Distress

I had an epiphany and I'm not sure if I dreamed this, I don't know where it came from. I looked at the previous Mrs. Jacksons (since I have a matching set now) and I noticed that both of them …

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Feb. 16, 2018

The Gullible

So if you looked up the word Gullible it says, "easily persuaded to believe something; credulous." So I looked up credulous and it said, "having or showing too great a readiness to believe things." I had an interesting conversation today …

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Jan. 21, 2018

How to Make Everything Cool

So I'm watching Jerry's Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee on Netflix. It's amusing. He gets these obscure cars and picks up celebrities and talks with them over coffee. He gets paid a lot of money for this. They aren't …

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Nov. 29, 2017

Now I'm Done - The Big Screen TV

I have some friends who have giant TVs. Two years ago I bought a 32" flat screen. Now when I go to their house and come home, my 32" looks like a toy. So I decided to buy a bigger …

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Nov. 26, 2017

A Hallmark Christmas

You must run do not walk to your television listing and find the Hallmark Channel. They are running the same movie (disguised with a different name) over and over. There will be lots of crying as Christmas is almost ruined, …

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Nov. 19, 2017

Grief is Like A Website

I went to Washington DC last week. I met a girl who does a show called "Good Grief." She started recording her podcast after he died and she found out he had a second family with two additional children of …

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Oct. 25, 2017

The Death of Common Sense

A West Virginia school during Patriotism week made a sign about their opponent from Pittsburgh. They made the sign red white and blue, and the sign read, "Trump Perry." It did not say, "WE HATE BLACK PEOPLE." A football banner …

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Sept. 16, 2017

White People Training

I was born and raised in Akron Ohio, and my elementary school had one African-American student (Melody Hardy) and she sat right next to me. What I'm worried about is it seems if a white person says something that is …

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June 20, 2017

Tackleface

I haven't been to a McDonald's in quite some time, and apparently, we've come a long way from the days of the paper hat and smock. Maybe it's just me flashing back to the days when I had to have …

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April 27, 2017

Surviving April

Today I talk about how I'm stuck. I don't want to be a person who lives in the past. On the flip side, if I don't remember life changing events is that disrespectful? There is a great quote in the …

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Jan. 24, 2017

I Still Remember the Pain of Childbirth

So I was halfway filling out the application at match.com when I hear a familiar voice in my head ask, "Is that what you're going to wear?" There is a part of me that feels I need someone to go …

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